Humour Resources

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BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles.

404: Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.

Oh NO ! SECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.

XEROX / Pout SUBSIDY: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies of resumes and other docs from one's work place.

WOman-agement: After the intervention of Woman, No more MAN-agement.

EGO SURFING: - scanning the Net, databases, print media, and so on, looking for references to one's own name

UNINSTALLED: - euphemism for being fired

Practical Jokes..!

During the interview, an alarm clock went off from the candidate's bag. He took it out, shut it off, apologized and said he had to leave for another interview.

Pulled out a digital camera and snapped a flash picture of me. Said he collected photos of everyone who interviewed him.

Stretched out on the floor to fill out the job application.

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